Monday, July 23, 2007

Phrasing Everyday Life

Self-verbalized, self-thought, or quoted by some of the most interesting individuals in my life.

Mapleh!

Flipping!

Moo!

Sarm Patt...

Potatoes. They will kill you.

Eww NASTY!

Dope..

Yellow car.

If the Pope has a family, is his wife called the Mope? what about his kids? Popettes and Mopeds? ...........Dopes?!

If the plural of mouse is mice and louse lice, then is the plural of spouse spice and house hice?

Yellow car!!

I dislike you with the greatest intensity.

Bang lah, see who's stronger!

What time do you wanna have dinner? Dinner time lah!

Look, Bamboo truck!! Bibubibubibubibubibubibubibu!!!

tap. (indefinite echo resounds off into the void) ~ this quote is MINE by the way.

Yellow car!!!

Fuyoh! Yatta!!

Where did you park your car ah? Parking lot.

I saw some unwillingness in him..

Pink PS2 for the win!

Yeah, blame it on the coconut.

You got the wrong cable. This isn't for IDE, this is for SATAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but ugly's still ugly.

Say gwai lou, say gwai lou...

Hey, are there many asians in India?

Why la? Because hor.

Maaaangkuk...

I tell you what...................... Balik lah.

I fought with the kitchen today!

Okay, that's understoodable..

You my friend, have a fetish with teaspoons. That's not true! It can be any sort of spoon...

My @$$..

And that huge-ass cockroach came running at me, goin' "owr owr owr owr!"...

A big thank you to the people who have made my life more than a little interesting with some of the above phrases, like John Gan, KC, Phoebes, yellow car, Fei, Sharon, Nes, Loo Yee and lots of others (you know which quote's yours). There are lots more that have not been posted, and lots more to come, who knows, yellow car *you* could come up with the next fad phrase! Yellow car.

Outta complete boredom.

Notice: Inspiration works in progress.
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